This thing I did in class – Political Parties as beverages.

We were doing this thing in class, matching political parties to cars. But that’s boring, so I tried to come up with a few drinks which sum up New Zealand Political parties.


National: A martini – expensive and hard to swallow. 


Labour: Tui – it’s beer, it’s working class, it’s not that great, but we can’t afford a better one just at the moment. 


Greens: spirulina. Made from organic ingredients of course. 


Act: very sweet sherry in a dusty decanter – old fashioned and no one likes it. 


Maori Party: the olive in National’s martini, but they’re hoping to make it to the snack platter. 


NZ First isn’t on the menu. 


United Future doesn’t drink.


Progressives’ll have what Labour’s having. 


Thoughts?

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