I just took a cab ride with this female driver I’ve seen around before (I feel so much better in a cab with a female driver. Paranoid, perhaps) and we chatted on the journey, she asked me what I was studying etc. I told her I was doing law and politics at which point she said “but you’re really pretty?”
I got Regina Georged. In a nice way. I think.
Apparently pretty girls (also, apparently I’m pretty) don’t do law and politics. I am reminded of this: