It Has Begun

That’s right, my journey through The Most Epic Booklist Which Is Perpetually Added To (TMEBWIPAT*) has begun.

I decided to begin with probably the most light-hearted book on my list, Bossypants by Tina Fey.

I’m about halfway through and I am thoroughly enjoying myself. I don’t usually laugh out loud** while reading books, even funny ones. I don’t know, I just usually smile, or inwardly laugh hysterically while retaining my normal internet-reading expression.*** But I have spent most of the time spent reading this book laughing like a person who is really very amused. You may be able to tell that some of Tina’s writing style has rubbed off on me. Or at least I like to think so.

She somehow manages to make everything funny, even what I imagine would be a truly hideous experience (fainting after being hit hard in the cervix by a speculum at your first pap smear for example)**** into a charming and funny anecdote, the type of story that you would tell at an afternoon cocktail party.

So I would highly recommend Bossypants to everyone, but especially 30 Rock/Fey fans, because this book is like reading the memoir of a slightly more well-adjusted Liz Lemon, without the crippling insecurity.

Also her dad sounds like a BAMF.

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*Don’t worry I won’t refer to it as this. Much
**I said laugh out loud, lol.
***Which is this by the way.
**** OUCH, basically. 

My list of books to read is getting out of control.

My books are getting out of control. I need to do some trademe selling to free up some space.

Added to the list below:

Half of a Yellow Sun/Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Alias Grace/Margaret Atwood
Briefing for the Descent into Hell/Doris Lessig
Remains of the Day/Kazuo Ishiguro
The Bean Trees/Barbara Kingsolver
The Namesake/Jhumpa Lahiri
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings/Maya Angelou
Small Island/Andrea Levy
White Teeth/Zadie Smith
Brick Lane/Monica Ali
Plugged/Eoin Colfer
Stories/Neil Gaiman and Al Sarrantino
O/Anonymous
The Final Testament of the Holy Bible/James Frey

Resort 2012: Bottega Veneta

So it begins…

Showtime again! To be honest I’m not the biggest resort fan. It’s all beachy and windswept and look-at-me-with-my-tasteful-straw-hat. I’m more of a winter/stunning gown girl meself. But I have found some nice stuff in my travels.

Mmmmmm… chocolately-brown-leathery goodness. I love this colour and this look. I want a skirt/shorts this colour.

I love this shape and the cut-out look in the metallic material creates a really nice effect.

I WANTS IT. I can’t figure out whether it’s just one piece, or two layered over each other, but it is perfection.

I’m not sure why I like this, or even if I like it. I’m still figuring it out. It would look amazing on Blake Lively though.

I love the structured-corset bodice look on the dress and the soft, muted colour of the jacket. Hate the fringe on the shoes.

It’s a swimsuit that looks like a cardigan. How could I not love it?

I have always loved those colours together and I want that bag like nobody’s business.

So floaty and wispy and pretty 🙂 Love that pink.

This looks like it moves beautifully, and that’s fairly impressive for a still photograph.

I love this painty, screen-printy silk look and those colours are perfect together.

Finally, some pretty dresses! Love the shiny, ruffled black.

IF ONLY I wasn’t short and nowhere near rich enough, I would have both of these and wear them every day. Like a boss.

A list of some female writers I love

In response to this misogynistic nonsense, and in no particular order (plus these are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head).

  • P.D. James
  • Agatha Christie
  • Alice Hoffman
  • Diana Wynne-Jones
  • Margaret Atwood
  • A.S. Byatt
  • Jane Austen
  • J.K. Rowling
  • Paulina Simons 
  • Virginia Woolf
  • Harper Lee
  • Did I mention Margaret Atwood?
  • Hilary Mantel
  • Joyce Carol Oates
  • Patti Smith
  • Oh and, I’m sorry, I think I may have forgotten Margaret Atwood. 

And you know what worries me, after having re-read my list? I’m pretty sure they’re all white.

Caitlin fails.

Note to self: read some female authors who aren’t white. Or who aren’t Margaret Atwood.